Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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