Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
