If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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