the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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