so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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