Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I am mentally ready for anal.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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