just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize