return my video game
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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