grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
pray to the hookup gods
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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