He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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