I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I wear drunk well.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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