Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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