No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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