So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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