take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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