so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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