I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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