I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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