All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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