I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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