hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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