Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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