I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My breasts were aching with rage.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So vagazzling was a success
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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