Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
OPIZZABONMYDICK
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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