Only a mothe r could love this liver
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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