Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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