Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize