piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
