But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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