Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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