Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
No subtext here. People are naked.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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