If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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