Whod you bang
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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