i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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