Buhtt sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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