like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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