I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
In America we eat man semen.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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