AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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