and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
