You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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