You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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