I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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