just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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