why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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