You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
