Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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