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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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