Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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