I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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