You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Congratulations! We have a period
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