someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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