have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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