He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
